What horror lies in knowing there’s no fate that chaos can’t kill…. Last week, I was able to attend a conference discussing the future of Cambodia, with government, the private sector, and numerous NGOs in attendance. Bieck and I were terribly proud of the fact that we were the only ones arriving in style. All other participants either stayed at the hotel or arrived in an SUV, Mercedes, or Lexus. We rolled in, chillin on the leather seats of a red tuktuk with a driver who cut across six lanes of traffic to get us there. We were the sole garment industry representatives, and we fulfilled our duties admirably (if I may say so myself). We each bagged about ten business cards, and handed out a similar number in return. Compared to the rest, it’s fairly meagre, but we prefer quality over quantity. It is amazing how many of these cards get exchanged in the course of doing business here. I suspect it’s the same the world over, but there was one gentleman who literally shook your hand and gave you a business card, all in one fluid motion.
The keynote speaker was the Prime Minister of Cambodia, Hun Sen. He spoke for a good forty-five minutes, reading from a prepared speech and frequently venturing from the beaten path to launch volleys at Cambodia’s political opposition parties, the UN, and the World Bank. At one point, he proclaimed that Cambodia was not Niger. All eyes in the room turned to look at a man in the audience who was Nigerian. This remark was made because oil had been discovered off the coast, and critics feared that oil revenue would not be equitably shared with the whole population, like what happened in Niger. Hun Sen diffused the situation by addressing the man directly, commiserating with him about how terrible it was there. A masterful performance….
Sunday afternoon saw us go swimming at the Olympic swimming pool. Looking back on it, we were probably the first white dudes to go swimming there since the Leafs made the playoffs….and by white dudes, I truly mean Caspar-the-Friendly-Ghost white. Imagine three Dutch people fresh off the plane who haven’t gone swimming in the sun since the previous summer. The moment we arrived, the bleachers around the pool seemed to hold a lot more people. The second we jumped in the water, music began blaring from the sound system. It was a regular party….
Being at the pool was an interesting experience. Basically, all the rules that I learned as a kid taking swimming lessons at that chlorine-filled preservative solution tank known as the Sir Allan MacNab Public Swimming Pool were broken with reckless abandon.
1. No running on the deck – Kids were running, falling, grabbing each other by the legs and dragging each other across the deck and into the pool.
2. No children can be unattended in the deep end – Kids were daring each to go farther and farther into the deep end.
3. No peeing in the pool – This is just a guess, but the water was not all too clear and sometimes you would catch a whiff of something that didn’t smell like chlorine.
4. You can only make one jump when diving off the diving board – The record I counted was five consecutive jumps, catapulting one boy higher and higher. I, incidentally, did my best to make an elegant Alexander Despatie dive of the diving board when I gathered enough courage to try. Turns out the diving board had a little more ‘jump’ than I had estimated, and I might have over-rotated just a little and was the object of ridicule for the forty kids watching.
5. No underage children off the high diving board – While we were terrified just by looking off the high diving board, kids of 8 and 9 were launching themselves off the 10-meter mark. Remember, this is an Olympic pool, with all the bells and whistles with respect to diving boards.
6. Don’t talk back to the lifeguards – Uhhhh…..what are lifeguards and where do we find them?
The next day, I had to go to the Immigration office across from the airport to pick up our visas. On the way back, the Prime Minister of Thailand was just about to arrive and be greeted at the airport so the entire road was blocked off.
So my intrepid tuktuk driver drove me around the airport and through some of the less touristy, less paved parts of Phnom Penh. However fascinating it was, I could not sit very comfortably knowing that I had a significant amount of money, a laptop, and three passports in my backpack.
I know I have to develop more trust, but when you’re part of a bottleneck trying to cross a narrow bridge and you’re surrounded by hundreds of motos, bikes and pedestrians, you start to imagine everyone is looking at you and thinking, ‘Sweet mother of pearl, it’s my lucky day…..’.
I think it’s just part of the general fish-out-of-water feeling that hasn’t gone away completely yet. Being in that traffic jam, you just think ‘something’s wrong with this picture, and I think I’m the reason.’ That’s why I sometimes still find it difficult to walk through the streets. It’s like you have no point of reference, no place where you can say, ‘oh yeah, I belong here’. I hope that feeling goes away soon, and I think the only way to get rid of that is by doing precisely what you don’t want to do…..walk through the streets.
Below is a picture of a typical garment factory. They are huge.....and are not sweatshops.